COMPUTERS AND HALLOWEEN, DO THEY
MIX?
Computer backup is so important to
your computer that to ignore it is to risk its damnation.
Computers require care and feeding.
They require that you attend to their needs. If you don't, then they will most
surely be sent to Hell.
Halloween means Hell. What! What do
you mean that Halloween means Hell?
Well, if your computer is given the
option of trick or treat, which will it accept? Will it accept the trick or the
treat? What do you think?
Halloween is the time that
computers are subject to tricks or treats. Did you know that more computers
fail on Halloween than any other day of the year? That’s right. It’s true
(smile). Your computer is in danger! Protect it. Do your computer backups.
Back to the Hell thing. Hell you
say? Yep. Well, what do you mean by Hell?
Computer hell is the place for
computers without computer backup. The failure to perform hard drive backup
means that you are playing Russian Roulette with your data. Data needs your
protection. Failure to protect your data may cause your home or business
records to be sent to Hell.
Hell in this instance is for the
records and files that cannot be resurrected. Resurrected you say, what does
that mean?
It means that without computer
backup as a source of salvation then the files can safely enjoy eternal
oblivion. Oblivion you say, what does that mean? That means they are eternally
lost from computer resurrection.
Is there any mercy for my precious
files, you ask?
Why yes there is. Would like to
know what the mercy for your files is? Yes! Yes! You say.
OK boys and girls listen carefully.
The salvation, mercy, resurrection and redemption of your files lies in regular
and consistent and persistent computer backup.
If you backup your computer
consistently and persistently your files will be resurrected and saved from
accidental deletion, hard drive failure and those nasty things like fire,
flood, theft, earthquake, hurricanes, tornados and the like!
Computer backup is the key to your
data's salvation!
Do your computer backups boys and
girls.
Milk and cookies will be served in
the pantry.
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